i’m so glad that he exists
"Okay, so you’re probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."
me during sports class
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
Shameless Challenge: Favourite Female Character - Fiona Gallagher
"If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will."
Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet!
"You are not great friends… Maybe you should say something nice to each other!"
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
Is ur dad cake boss